Bloated Stomach More Condition_symptoms>bloated I Have Been Constipated And Have A Bloated Stomach And My Left Side Feels More Swollen Than The Right!?

I have been constipated and have a bloated stomach and my left side feels more swollen than the right!? - bloated stomach more condition_symptoms>bloated

I do not know what to do, In my time should have and now I'm freaking because IM IN worried if pregnant havent had sex in 8 months and theres still a different kind of foreplay, but I hope it really is better. It sounds like constipation, or feeling like a baby! If I feel inside I feel a bit like a ball on the back and not knowing what it is. I havent exhausted in a few days, if you really her strength and yet simple, and it's not like I normally once or twice a day. I need answers! Please help me, because I Freakin ''m out. Thank you! I have tried GasX and does nothing, and I drank coffee and eat more fruit than usual, and nothing happened.